Sagittarius – Nov 23 – Dec 20

 

Sagittarius the Archer

Sagittarius the Archer

Sagittarius the ArcherSagittarius Symbol

  • Symbiotic animal – Mocking Bird
  • Spiritual Appliance – Cheese shredder
  • Symbolic Handtool – Pointy stick
  • Spiritual Stone – English Stone = 6.35029318 kilograms.

Sagittarius are blessed with great intelligence and a love of knowledge. Their mental energy is always on alert, especially when talking their way out of a DUI, a failing grade in school or missing petty cash at work. Their insatiable curiosity is a wonderment, but often causes multiple privacy issues and possible interdiction of Federal Agents. A great generosity to all is also a wonderful quality of Sagittarius. Though occasionally awkward when they bring home derelicts, drifters and various losers. Their love of athletics is unsurpassed, but can lead Sagittarius to alcoholism due to a constant presence at sports bars. A candid frankness when criticizing others endears Sagittarius to friends and strangers alike. On occasion, they can be rude and tactless when their short temper flares. Yet they quickly and unselfishly forgive themselves for this oversight. Their open honesty to lovers can be viewed as inconsiderate when they compare them to partners at the various orgies they’ve attended. Sagittarius either finds it better not to marry or marries often, polygamy a common problem. Over-optimism, the love of luxury and sometimes a nasty gambling habit combined with being generous with other peoples money often leads to fraud indictments and jail time for embezzlement. When bored Sagittarius tend to be irritable. This problem is often solved with a refreshingly reckless attitude when jumping at something fun to do no matter how senseless or foolhardy. The exaggeration of your own importance is one of your most endearing qualities.
Preferred career paths;Financial advisor, NGO executive, bureaucrat, Jeopardy finalist, opera singer, livestock semen inseminator, cabana boy/girl, cocktail party intellectual, bullshit artist.

Sagittarius – November 23 – December 22

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