The future isn’t easy. It’s revealed in bits and pieces spread over a period of time. I’m the first to admit that my predictions kinda slide in there like a curve ball. I was laughed at in 2000 when I predicted that a Republican administration would inherit a balanced budget and go into debt to a Communist country to the tune of $300 billion dollars. Of course, I was wrong. We now owe Communist China over 1 trillion dollars!!
I was wrong when I predicted we would have our first foreign born President. John McCain (Born in Panama to American Parents) lost the Presidential contest to Hawaiian born Barrack Obama. There are those who question the validity of Hawaiian statehood. (Isn’t it next to Kenya?)
Top Ten predictions for 2014 and beyond
1. Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton will meet in rehab and fall in love. They decide to give up “the life” and move to a turnip farm in upstate New York. Taking a page from other celebs, they begin adopting kids. They veer away from the usual 3rd world countries and decide on over-privileged Canadian Children. The reasoning is they can help them past the pitfalls of the fast lane and accept a simple life on the Turnip Farm. None the less, Hollywood will come knocking and try to turn their new life into a reality show. Guess what they’ll call it?
2. The FDA (Food and Drug Administration) in a bold and decisive ruling will declare gasoline to be gluten free .
3. The End of The World is coming. Not the actual end, but a hit multi-cultural sitcom where a typical American family is ripped off the surface of earth as a comet/asteroid cruises by. The fun-loving crew of survivors includes an Indian family straight out Ballywood, a gay Republican couple, a crusty, but benign Russian industrialist with his sexy Cossack bodyguards, a Brazilian fashion model, a farm girl from China, plus more. Think Gilligan’s Island meets Lost meets Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe. And boy, the multi-cultural sparks do fly.
4. Despite global warming predictions, housing prices go up as an unforeseen consequence of hell freezing over.
5. First zombie oriented food show – RAW – premieres on cable to rave reviews. Read more →