Fax Humor

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As facsimile machines disappear into the techno void, a truly populist form of humor disappears. This column is dedicated to keep alive or at least the memory of the few chuckles enjoyed when someone handed you some pages of life humor from the office fax. Below is an example of some populist fax humor that I ran across at my local auto parts store. I hadn’t seen any fax humor in years. Reading it was nostalgic and wondered what was going to replace it. Email? You can receive and send it around, but it tends to be a private laugh. Who bothers printing and handing it out around the office? No, fax humor was communal lunch time, water dispenser, coffee break humor and it’s going the way of the buffalo, Newt Gingrich, etc. It could be rude and crude and definitely politically incorrect. It was the times, current pop ideas, of the moment, a little bit of something in the air. Workers of the world unite and laugh together. Below is an example.

 

Why’s of Men……….

  1. Why do men become smarter during Sex? (because they are plugged into a genius)
  2. Why don’t women blink during sex? (they don’t have enough time)
  3. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? (they don’t stop to ask directions)
  4. Why were men given larger brains than dogs? (so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties)
  5. Why did God make men before women? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
  6. How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down? (don’t know it never happened)
  7. Why did God put man on earth? (because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)
  8. Why do men marry virgins? (they can’t stand criticism)
  9. There is proof that men can multi-task. (they can sit on the toilet and read)
  10. If men are all the same how do you tell them apart? (God gave them different faces)

Question & Answer

Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email?

A: Rename the mail folder ‘Instruction Manual’.

Men at Work

Men at Work

 

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