Leo – July 23 -August 22

  

Leo the Lion

Leo the Lion

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  • Symbiotic animal – Baboon
  • Spiritual Appliance – Trash Compactor
  • Symbolic Handtool – Chainsaw
  • Spiritual Stone – Red Brick.

Leo is the King/Queen of the universe with leadership qualities that shine in the most desperate situations – at least in their own imagination.  Generally they consider themselves indispensable and love to organize, give orders, hand out chores, especially at home, the only place anyone will tolerate their laughable dictatorial vanity.  If you don’t take their bluster seriously, Leo can be a lot of fun. They are almost always ready to party, play sports and participate in  vindictive practical jokes. Typically Leo show consideration for those that agree with them and laugh at their lame jokes. Generous to those in poverty, the poor in turn are quite willing to support their darker political ambitions. They are sometimes found staring at maps of the world, lists of enemies or diagrams of corporate, PTA and high school cheerleader hierarchies fantasizing of what they will do when they take over. Best leave them alone, they do not react well to ridicule or derisive laughter. If they do rise to a position of power, a lack of humility and an overbearing bossiness can lead the discontented few to routinely plot their downfall. Not to worry, Leo is excellent at rooting out conspiracies. Their creativity in the destruction of their enemies is matched only by the depraved joy they experience in this act. Ready to love too quickly, Leo is the king/queen of one night stands. Hurt badly when dumped, Leo is soon ready to love again once the object of desire has been removed from their heart and occasionally from this world. Leo is much loved for their take charge attitude in a world filled with petty lawsuits, silly court injunctions and nasty restraining orders. Shouting in empty rooms is one of your most endearing qualities.
Preferred career paths; Military officer, petty dictator, meter maid, mercenary, pornographer, pre-school teacher, security guard, Elvis impersonator, pilates instructor, pawn broker.

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