Pneumatic Astrology — Hot Astro Projections are here!!

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It’s the newest thing around. No more nambi pambi, sugar and sweet. Flaky positive thinking? Not here, this is the gritty torrid Astro Pneumatic truth, warts and all. We at the Protocol thought it was about time to give people the grim truth about what’s in store for them. The future isn’t pretty, so why white wash it. Beginning next month, we’ll giving out astro projections that don’t hide the brutal real world experience we all deal with on the day to day. You can run but you can’t hide from Hot Astro Pneumatic Projections. Go ahead, pick a sign.

AriesAries – March 21 – April 20

Taurus sm symbolTaurus – April 21 – May 20

Gemini symbolGemini – May 21 – June 20

Libra sm symbolCancer – June 21 – July 20

Leo sm symbolLeo – July 21 – August 21

Virgo sm symbolVirgo – August 22 – Sept 22

Libra sm symbolLibra – Sept 23 – October 22

Scorpio sm symbolScorpio – October 23 – Nov 22

Sagittarius sm symbolSagittarius – Nov 23 – December 20

Capricorn sm symbolCapricorn – Dec 21 – January 19

Aquarius sm symbolAquarius – Jan 20 – February 18

Pisces sm symbolPisces – Feb 19 – March 20

Coming soon!!Z


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