Gemini – May 21 – June 20

Gemini the Twins

Gemini the Twins

  Gemini the TwinsGemini symbol

  • Symbiotic animal – Two-headed chuckwalla
  • Spiritual Appliance – Dice-O-Matic
  • Symbolic Handtool – Instant Fisherman
  • Spiritual Stone – Petrified Cow Puck.

Gemini are extremely independent. “Don’t fence me in” could be their motto. Gemini are smart, funny and make stimulating friends, if the relationship lasts long enough to be called a friendship. They have an abundance of intellectual energy and like to talk and share and talk some more. Silence is a sin. Know-it-all pontificating, lecturing others into submission is typical. Gemini is charming which is needed because of their dual nature as a two-faced gossip. Quick on their feet, they can make quick changes in any aspect of a given story. The truth is rarely involved. They cannot bear to be bored and their need for drama sometimes leads to spreading rumors and starting arguments. They make life more interesting until the police arrive. Since rules are for others, Gemini have usually been exposed to a number of correctional facilities. Their indomitable spirit and love of freedom suggests they are routinely on the run. They crave variety and to have the love of a Gemini and the many erotic positions they conjure up can be a joyful experience. At least until their numerous sexual affairs and lack of safe hygienic practices come to light. Don’t let a Gemini get restless with guns around. Your ready to do anything attitude, legal or not, is one of your most endearing qualities. Preferred career paths; Talk radio DJ, traveling sales person, criminal defendant, carnival barker, debutante, sex therapist, serial killer.

Gemini – May 21 – June 20

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