Capricorn – December 21 – January 19

Capricorn the Goat

Capricorn the Goat

Capricorn the GoatCapricorn sm symbol

  • Symbiotic animal – Warthog
  • Spiritual Appliance – Toilet paper dispenser
  • Symbolic Handtool – Roto-rooter
  • Spiritual Stone – Glass eyeball

Capricorn is goal oriented, ambitious and hard-working. They are usually a traditionalist. Some traditions such as public hangings or paying graft to government officials may seem old fashioned, but the Capricorn is true to time tested values. Conservative in everything, even when a political liberal, they are generally non-ideological. Their ability to see long term always gives them the chance to jump to a more favorable political position without appearing to flip flop. Capricorn is usually interested in the welfare of the community and organizes everything from pedophile watch lists to death penalty protests. They have many noble ambitions but often falter when offered hard cash. Avarice and corruption are problematic if it helps them advance their own ambitions. Capricorn has an extraordinary power of adaptability and does well in harsh conditions such as natural disasters, prisoner of war camps and office buildings. They often become the “go to” scrounger for cigarettes, weapons, toilet paper and office supplies. Capricorn can be a shameless flirt, which leads to many romantic break-ups. When it comes to matrimony, Capricorn looks for a “suitable” marriage – read money, prestige, odd sexual proclivities. Love is an expendable emotion. Watch out for long term addiction to anti-psychotics due to recurring depression. Pessimism and anxiety are some of your most endearing qualities.
Preferred career paths; Vulture capitalist, prison inmate, hallway monitor, podiatrist, embalmer, marriage broker, political bagman, school crossing guard. Capricorn – December 21 – January 19

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