Aquarius – January 20 – February 18

 

Aquarius the Water Carrier

Aquarius the Water Carrier

Aquarius the Water BearerAquarius sm symbol 

  • Symbiotic animal – Frilled Lizard
  • Spiritual Appliance – iPhone
  • Symbolic Handtool – Sledge hammer
  • Spiritual Stone – Shark tooth.

Aquarius has great intellectual power. They are open-minded and usually hold no real prejudices. They are good natured, but generally don’t take criticism well, often holding grudges into the after life. Typically they harbor numerous petty resentments they keep to themselves unless needed in negotiations, an argument or a moment of cruelty. Blessed with a wonderful ability to communicate combined with many friendships and interests, Aquarius can spend hours on the telephone and Internet, networking to the extreme. That and a constant rushing about gives the appearance of accomplishing great tasks. They rarely are. Weak time management skills is a curse. Warning; Facebook and other social media can prove addictive. Aquarius love for the new and novel occasionally gets them labeled “faddish” or “trendy” when it is merely a compulsive fear of being irrelevant. On the metaphysical side, they can be great seekers and will tirelessly search out any who claim to possess the latest in “spiritual” truths no matter how preposterous or inane. With their detached cerebral nature Aquarius make excellent Judges, charlatans and are pretty good at sadistic torture in controlled situations. Aquarius commonly have trouble making up their minds so they try everything or nothing. Once their mind is set though, they will listen to no one. “Kicking a dead horse” might best describe their stubborn streak. Despite projecting a cool exterior, they typically have a voracious libido. This can develop into a unsavory sexual fetish if not watchful. Aquarius are a joy to listen to,  especially when they point out your shortcomings and dissect your personal defects. They are also known to have the extraordinary ability to rationalize anything they think or do. These and their many other talents can make them a handful for pretty much anyone. Rebelliousness for its own sake is one of your most endearing qualities.
Preferred career paths; English professor, forensic entomologist, dominatrix, hub cap sculptor, therapy patient, PTA chairman, exterminating angel, infomercial host, telephone solicitor. Aquarius – January 20 – February 18

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